Parents to Be Seek Non-Hideous Baby stuff

I would love to know who buys some of the awful baby items Joe and I have seen in the last few weeks. We went to Gerorgia Baby and Kids and it was incredible how much fluffity crap they sell. Joe could only figure it was for moms who did not get enough time playing with their dolls when they were younger. Here is an example of what you will find there:

The most garish furniture money can buy!
Forgive us minimalist folks who would much rather put our money into something a little more timeless. Although we are in our one-bedroom right now, when we do expand we were thinking something a little more like this:

   http://www.ohdeeoh.com/

Call us weird for having such subdued tastes but when furniture looks as if it belongs on a Mardi Gras float, it dosen't belong in our home.